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posted Apr 19, 2011 08:26:39 by Jonathan
The only thing I remember was R-Truth smoking a fag and some queen appearing in the ring with Jack Swagger.
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FD Swayze said Apr 21, 2011 23:19:29
Is Jim Ross back now? Is Michael Cole going to be off the mic soon?
Jonathan said May 03, 2011 16:02:37
They haven't finished a PPV or Raw show with the same announce crew for what seems like two months now.

Last nights Raw was a tough watch. The adulation for the Rock was way over the top. It just made him seem about 3 leagues above the entire Raw roster.

The pro-US 'Patriotism' was, from a British perspective, completely embarassing.

Of course the British had a chance to capture Bin Laden about 9 years ago, but were told to stand down so the US soldiers could do it. By which time he escaped.

But yeah, God bless America!

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FD Swayze said May 04, 2011 02:00:57
Well the Royal Wedding was, from an American perspective, very nice. Why is it embarassing when the US does anything pro-US? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Crystal A.Thyst said May 04, 2011 07:37:34
Raw last night was shit. The Rock has ruined birthday parties.
Jonathan said May 04, 2011 08:09:29
Because you have no self-awareness? That you fail to understand you are part of the problem? Have you seen Glenn Beck? You sing the national anthem before every event. Wouldn't you rather have, y'know healthcare and stuff?

Oh, and it turns out that most of what was reported about the capture of Bin Laden was lies anyway.

Yeah, OK the Royal Wedding wasn't Britains finest hour, but most of the million people lining the route were doing so out of curiosity than showing support for the monarcy.

The standard poll showed 60% of British people with little or no interest in the wedding.

Edit: Jesus Christ

Dark Match: Ted DiBiase beat Shawn Daivari, who was wearing a turban. Nice pop for DiBiase. "U-S-A" chants throughout. DiBiase won with Dream Street.

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FD Swayze said May 05, 2011 03:41:26
I thought the wedding was very nice. You hated the wedding too?!?
Jonathan said May 05, 2011 07:21:58
Well, 'hate' is a strong word. I was indifferent to it.

Kaitlyn >> KateMiddleton TBF.

Incidentally, Kate's Dad is called 'Mike Middleton' - I'm pretty sure someone by this name wrestled in WCW?

Anyway, today will show our nation at it's best. It's election day. We are going to vote for AV. It's going to be a great day of national celebration.

Voting for AV >> Killing some old chap with a beard TBF
Torgo said May 06, 2011 02:02:28
nigga, Swayze and me are gonna beat your ass.
Jonathan said May 06, 2011 07:17:30
The US resorting to impulsive attacks on other nations.

This really doesn't happen enough
FD Swayze said May 06, 2011 11:44:26
Jonathan...what the fuck are you talking about? Do you even know? You really are one stupid fuck.
Jonathan said May 06, 2011 12:44:19
No, not really.

But it's really invigorated this message board, eh?
Torgo said May 06, 2011 16:56:21
I challenge you to a fight on the internet.
Chris Phillips said May 06, 2011 19:12:18
Someone's gonna get an E-punch to the throat if this carries on.
FD Swayze said May 06, 2011 21:45:27
Knights of Mars! Tune em' up a little, would ya?
Jonathan said May 10, 2011 09:56:59
Raw Analysis 09/05/11

Opening Segment - R Truth does several racisms including one against his own people. Raw GM announced an interacial Mexican-Caucasion threesome. R-Truth was excluded

Bellas v Kelly Kelly / Eve Torres - These were having an OK match, oh and then 'Super Kong' Kharma comes out and buries the fucking lot of them. WTF? Dreadful short-sighted booking.

Kane v Mason Ryan - I know a lot of the IWC will take a crap on this match but I liked it while it lasted, hopefully the rematch with be on the OVER THE LIMIT PPV. Mason Ryan will be a champion by next year.

Dolph Ziggler v Santino Marrella - Santino is good entertainment but not in the class of the Ziggler who made short work of him. No one kicks out of the Zig-Zag. Zigglers new attitude is paying dividends.

Michael Tarver continues to be excellent in his role.

John Cena v Alex Riley - Yawn! Cena wins again.

Swagger v Kingston / Cole/Lawler - This needs to end already, Cole is just annoying. I hope Jerry beats him at OVER THE LIMIT PPV

The Miz vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio - Miz wins this and becomes No1 contender. Cena comes out and says its going to be an I QUIT MATCH AT THE OVER THE LIMIT PPV. Wow! That could be off the hook. I know Miz is more of a mat technician than a brawler, it really is John Cena's match. It's going to be amazing to see and hear one of these superstars say I QUIT. A great way to end the rivalry.

I was on the fence about buying the PPV but this pretty much seals the deal.
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